> I have heard the rumor that at about 10 years old
> aliens abduct
> children, implant their alien brain in them and
> return them to
> earth.Then about 20 years old they're abducted
> again, have the alien
> brain removed and are returned to earth. It's not
> their fault it is
> all caused by the damn aliens.
>
> Don
>

These are probably the same aliens that are
responsible for stealing letterboxes. In Texas and
Louisiana, our letterbox-stealing, brain-stealing
aliens also eat beignets, hence the term we have
attached to them - BEA's - Beignet-Eating Aliens.

At our recent gathering we attempted to establish an
open dialog with the aliens via an emissary that BoxDN
brought along, but when one box actually went missing
on the day of the gathering (and not just any box, but
one of the boxes that was pivotal to the Wild West
Clue game), negotiations broke down and we wound up
hanging him (the emissary, not BoxDN) in effigy
instead. I don't think that helped intergalactic
relations, but we were surely unhappy Texans and
honorary Texans and we feel we were quite justified in
our abuse. Had we realized these were the same aliens
that were stealing teenage brains, we probably would
have worked harder at negotiating, but hindsight is
20/20 and all that stuff, ya know...

Lucy



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